Community season 2 opening
Abed: Shirley, would you consider spinning off with me? Just riffing, but we could open a hair salon together.
Shirley: I don’t understand. Is this you being meta?
Abed: I wanted to come out of the gate having adventures, like paintball. This is boring.
Shirley: Well, I think that’s selfish, Abed. If you were a friend to Jeff and Britta, you would see their relationship as an adventure.
Abed: I hadn’t thought about it that way.
Anthropology 101, 2x01