Dean Pelton: Professor Slater, there’s that transcript you wanted. Jeff, I didn’t expect to see you here. Hopefully, I’m not… interrupting.
[they laugh]
Dean Pelton: You know, we laugh… but the fact is, student/teacher relationships
do happen, and they are a magnet for lawsuits. So we do stay vigilant. In fact, physically attractive students and faculty are actually placed on a watch list and are ranked by their potential to incite fraternization.
Jeff: You rank people by how hot they are?
Dean Pelton: You got it… number two.
Pr. Slater: Dean Pelton.
Dean Pelton: Yes, Professor Seven… Uh, Slater.

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