samweed:
You know what else was the best? The rainforests. Too bad the fascist oligarchies are raping them to make hamburgers. Look it up.
aileen-4ever:
htbthomas:
Abed: Cougar Town’s been moved to mid-season, that’s never a good sign. Not cool, not cool, not cool, not cool, not cool, not cool, not cool, not cool, not cool…
Britta: Okay, I got this, I got this. Abed! Abed, it’ll be okay.
Troy: Britta!
Britta: What?
Troy: You can’t help!
Britta: Why not?
Troy: Because you’re a mess, okay? One of your cats committed suicide.
Britta: Walter had his own things going on. You cannot hang that on me.
—Community 3.01 Bonus Dialog
Troy and Britta are being like Sam and Diane from Cheers, lets watch what will come of it.
chadquandt:
If Community Had The Ad Campaign For Whitney
"Which would make me 20, because everyone is 10 for two years. Because fifth grade is really hard for every…one. Mom how many lies have I been living!?"
penny-hartzs:
{One Community scene per episode} 2.18: Custody Law and Eastern European Diplomacy
Abed: Something terrible has happened. My ‘Kick Puncher 3: The Final Kickening’ DVD is missing.
Britta: That’s awful! Somebody took it, who would-wait… ‘Kick Puncher 3’? Wasn’t that the movie that Luka was…